A letter to Mr Gyllenhaal.
Dear Jake,
Jake: Who, me?
Me: Of course I'm talking to you, you hot little lollipop.
Jake: Silly ol' me. Of course you're talking to me. Can I help you, my darling?
Me: *blush* Well, Jake. I just wanted to present to you...
9 reasons why Jake Gyllenhaal should marry me
9. I am hotter than Kirsten Dunst!!!!
versus...
Not forgetting...
SEE?!?! Open your eyes. Would you rather date someone who looks like a Precious Moments doll or a vampire?
8. We have similiar interests.
I love softball and baseball too!!!!!
Except for a particularly embarrasing incident whereby the rock hard ball hit me in the mouth, causing me to lose my balance and fall flat on my back rather unglamourously, I am pretty good at the sport! (REALLY!!) The coach even asked me (MORE THAN ONCE) to join the school team! So there. I bet Kirsten doesn't even know her third base from her home plate, huh?!
DOGS!!!
As everyone knows, I love dogs. Period.
In fact, I love them more than humans.
With the exception of you, of course.
I love reading too!!!!! Er... and horses too!
7. I am a graceful ballerina!
Nuff' said.
6. I stand by my friends, no matter what.
Even if they have committed heinous crimes.
5. I won a beauty pagaet once.
True story.
Kirsten got kicked out in the first round.
4. I am very, very alert.
I can spot suspicious looking items a mile away.
3. I am a princess.
Princess FIONA, mind you. Semi-ruler of Never-never Land.
2. I have astounding artistic talent.
Look! I made this when I was just a teeny weeny lil' kid.
I bet Kirsten has the artistic talent of a goat.
1. Simply because, I love you so.
More than Kirsten even will!
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How bout' that?
So, will you marry me?
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PLEASE???
Jake: Who, me?
Me: Of course I'm talking to you, you hot little lollipop.
Jake: Silly ol' me. Of course you're talking to me. Can I help you, my darling?
Me: *blush* Well, Jake. I just wanted to present to you...
9 reasons why Jake Gyllenhaal should marry me
9. I am hotter than Kirsten Dunst!!!!
versus...
Not forgetting...
SEE?!?! Open your eyes. Would you rather date someone who looks like a Precious Moments doll or a vampire?
8. We have similiar interests.
I love softball and baseball too!!!!!
Except for a particularly embarrasing incident whereby the rock hard ball hit me in the mouth, causing me to lose my balance and fall flat on my back rather unglamourously, I am pretty good at the sport! (REALLY!!) The coach even asked me (MORE THAN ONCE) to join the school team! So there. I bet Kirsten doesn't even know her third base from her home plate, huh?!
DOGS!!!
As everyone knows, I love dogs. Period.
In fact, I love them more than humans.
With the exception of you, of course.
I love reading too!!!!! Er... and horses too!
7. I am a graceful ballerina!
Nuff' said.
6. I stand by my friends, no matter what.
Even if they have committed heinous crimes.
5. I won a beauty pagaet once.
True story.
Kirsten got kicked out in the first round.
4. I am very, very alert.
I can spot suspicious looking items a mile away.
3. I am a princess.
Princess FIONA, mind you. Semi-ruler of Never-never Land.
2. I have astounding artistic talent.
Look! I made this when I was just a teeny weeny lil' kid.
I bet Kirsten has the artistic talent of a goat.
1. Simply because, I love you so.
More than Kirsten even will!
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How bout' that?
So, will you marry me?
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PLEASE???
