Tuesday, January 31, 2006

What a difference 13 years made.

Ok so this year's Chinese New Year basically sucked, but here's one of the best moments...

This is me and 3 of my cousins.
That was then.














Yes, that's me.








Stop laughing.

13 years later...
This is now.


Saturday, January 28, 2006

Another one.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

So yesterday I went out with my classmates to town after class (as usual) and something really funny happened when we were at Gelare having some ice cream...

P.S. The hero of this story shall remain annonymous. He shall be known as... Teh Peng.

P.P.S. Oh ya the person namd Taiko in this story is actually Daniel. The presence of Taiko in the story is totally redundant, I just wanted to put him in cos' I like calling him Taiko. It's funny.

Tiffany: Eh Daniel, what's your Chinese name?

Daniel: Mumbling mumbling mumbling

Tiffany: HUH?! TAIKO??!!

HAHAHA. See? Funny.

Ok anyway.
So here's what happened.

Teh Peng was enjoying his $4-a-scoop ice cream when suddenly...















HAHAHA. So he scooped up the ice cream and put it back into the cone, when 2 minutes later...














HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok lah so he didn't actually say f*** sia but that's what he would have said anyway and I bet he was thinking it in his head so it still counts.

Reunion dinner with my family is starting soon. Lots of good food!!
So excited bout CNY.
One word: Newclothes&pineappletarts.














Jake Gyllenhaal says, GONG XI FA CAI, EVERYONE!
Be careful with your ice creams.

Monday, January 23, 2006

A series of unfortunate events.

My speech on Friday was a total disaster. It was the mother of all screw ups. Just thinking about it makes me want to kill myself.

I dragged myself out of bed at 8am this morning for a 2 hour morning lecture and went all the way to Ngee Ann, only to find out that it had been cancelled at the last minute.

I watched the Victoria's Secret show on Channel 5.

Watching The Notebook (a.k.a. the sappiest movie EVER) last night made me cry.

Watching Romeo and Juliet (for the millionth time) today made me even more sad.

Listening to cheesy love songs made me even more emotional.

AAAAAHHH!!!
Somebody get me some ice cream.

And chocolate.

And shepherd's pie.

And waffles.

And hot dogs.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

A quick one here, since he-who-shall-not-be-named-lest-he-pulls-a-funny-stunt-like-this-again-hahaha insists that I have not updated my blog for weeks when in fact it's only been 2 days (at the time of the conversation lah).

I have to study for the stupid $#%^#@ (family-friendly content yeah) Social Psychology test I have tomorrow that I'm so gonna flunk, and I have a million and one other assignments to do, so I don't really have the time nor the energy to at least try and make this vaguely entertaining lah.

Let's see... what did I do today? OH YA I FINALLY WATCHED NEW EPS OF THE O.C.!! Season 3, episodes 4 and 5. Muhahaha thanks Diy. Even though we were supposed to be doing the radio assignment. Hahaha thanks a lot. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE O.C. man. Thank you Ben Kunde-or-whoever-you-are-the-creator-of-theOC. You have changed my life. Thank you.
Like QH Hilton and Shuyun Ritchie (that's me!) would say: "That's hot."

Ok what else. OH YA SOMETHING DAMN FUNNY HAPPENED TODAY. Here it is, lifted off QH's blog:

"Another funniest thing ever happened in the library room today. As usual Glen was acting genuinely dumb, which is an irony in itself but I guess that is what he does. It all started when a bunch of us were talking about Einstein (no, it's not what you think. We're not that geeky) and this following conversation was carried out:

Glen:
"Einstein is dead, right?"

Everyone else:
(Inserts hysterical laughter and fits and fluster and ambulance arrival)

Someone questions Glen:
"Is Thomas Edison dead?"

Glen:
"Who???"

Everyone else:
(Inserts hysterical laughter and fits and fluster and ambulance arrival no. 2)

Someone questions Glen:
"Is Marilyn Monroe dead?"

Glen:
"No."

Everyone else:
(Inserts hysterical laughter and fits and fluster and ambulance arrival no. 3)

Someone questions Glen:
"Is LKY dead?"

Glen:"No."
(Thank Gawwwwd.)

Someone who was questioning Glen:
"Are you sure?"

Glen:
"No." (Oh Gawwwwwwwwwwd.)

Someone, anyone, please take Glen away before I die of laughter."

LOL I just wasted another 10 minutes of precious assignment time to laugh hysterically to myself at that.

-Another 10 minutes of laughing occurs-

HAHAHAHAHA I really can't stop laughing!!!!! Ok I've wasted too much time on this half-assed piece of crap entry, gotta go study. And I have an 8am class tomorrow.

DAMN YOU SOCPSYCH! DAMN YOU CONTISSUES!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, January 14, 2006

NYDC's new specialty dish.

"What exactly is the parmesan chicken pasta? Could you perhaps show us what it's like? Maybe a picture or something?"


















This is what the waitor brought to our table 5 minutes later...






















































Tuesday, January 10, 2006

I love everyone! (Well, almost.)

Kapok-ed this from Tiffany's blog, it's damn fun.

In no particular order, list down 3 people you talk to online, 4 people you see at school, 2 teachers, 3 people you love going out with and 3 people in your sms inbox.

1. My sister
2. Diyanah
3. Joseph
4. QH
5. Joycelyn
6. Benjamin
7. Derek
8. Mr Liswanto
9. Vanessa
10. Huai Hui
11. Mr Lo
12. Tiffany
13. Glen
14. Adeline
15. Han Loon

So what do you think of number 4?
She's dirty, smelly and dumb. And her eyebrow piercing is damn ugly.
Just kidding lah. What can I say? BabyQ + BabyYun = LuB eUuUzX dEePx dEepz WoRxXx. HAHAHAHAHA! And her piercing is nice.

How do you feel if number 4 slapped your face?
Honestly, if she did it for fun I wouldn't really be surprised. HAHA. But if she really hit me cos' she was angry, I think I would cry.

On the scale of 1 to 10, how good looking do u think number 5 is?
HAHAHA. How appropriate. JAMBU! 11 POINTS! Love her hair! :)

How nice is number 6?
He's a bloody hooligan Ah Beng who hit me so hard and so many times, I had to be sent to the ER (emergency room) at SGH.
Again, kidding. (or maybe not) Hanah hanah nice lah nice lah.

Honestly, if number 8 met an accident, what would you do?
HUH! I would be very upset. He's like, the nicest lecturer/teacher I've ever met.

Would I ever fall for 11?
HAHAHA. *cough*yes*cough*cough*

What if number 1 got a boyfriend?
Er... no comment.

What sport would I play with number 12?
Is shopping a sport?

How much do you like number 12?
On a scale of 1-10, I'd say 10. Although she's damn... hahaha okay nvm. You know what I'm gonna say, Tiff. (dreaded 4-letter word that starts with an 'A') HAHAHAHA.

Would 13 and 7 make a good couple?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GLEN ALWAYS KENA THIS KINDA GAY SHIT?! I'm sorry Glen. I really didn't do it on purpose. Hahahahahaha I can't stop laughing!!!
No comment.
(Insert your own ever-present and ever-funny Glen-is-gay joke)

Do I hate number 9?
Haha NO!! I like her in spite of her flabby fingers. :)

Would 14 one day kill me?
Haha, never.

Who do I like more? 3 or 10?
Oh man. I'm sorry Joe, she IS my best friend. Haha.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Where is the moment when we need it the most?

It's just one of those days.

Where you just want to lie in bed all day.

Where the rain is falling, the air is cold and wet.

Where you do absolutely nothing at all.

Where nobody is online.

Where you wonder where all your friends have gone.

Where you are hungry, and yet you don't feel like eating.

Where you feel like going out, and yet at the same time you don't feel like it either.

Where there's nothing to watch on TV.

Where you have no books to read.

Where your mind goes into overdrive thinking.

Where you know you should be spending your time doing your assignments, and yet you don't.

Where you sit around and wonder what the hell are you doing with your life.

Another day lived.