Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Redundant Redundancies

SMRT Director: Team, I think we need some new facilities. Something new, something totally original and innovative to enhance our communters' experiences! They need this, this is going to totally change their lives and make taking the MRT so much more convenient and pleasant!

Hmmm.... what should we build?


















Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................................................





*I'VE GOT IT!*

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 19, 2006

28

I've been asking for a mind reader. Yesterday, I got something almost as great - a palm reader!

The idea of your whole life being etched out in the lines of your palm is absolutely fascinating to me.

And he was really spot-on about almost all the things he told me about myself. These are character traits so personal and hidden, I doubt even my closest friends can pick them up. In a way, I learnt so much more about myself - these are things that I already know at the back of my head,
but somehow gets lost in translation. After all, how one perceives oneself to be like, that perception is hardly ever accurate.

1. I am highly emotional. (true)

2. I am self-indulgent. (Okay I never realised this, but now that I think about it, it's very very true)

3. I am very bad at self expression. (extremely true)

4. I always try to solve my problems by myself, no matter what. (yes.)


And what does the future hold for me, according to Master Khor?

Well...


1. I WILL GET MARRIED AT 28!!















2. 28 will be a very crucial year for me.

3. I will have kids. (number not specified)

4. Apparently I am very lucky in terms of money.
















5. I will have a very successful career. I will be a leader and have a very high chance of rising all the way to the top. He specifically mentioned a career in fashion. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AND he kept emphasizing that I would be famous. Did you hear that?! FAMOUS! F-A-M-O-U-S!!



















And some other stuff that I'd rather not shout out on the worldwide web.


He also told me that I am unlucky with men (I cannot say enough how true this is)! I cannot get over that. Why why why why why why why why why!


Geraldine, Celeste, Deone and Adeline also got readings. I find it hilarious that he said Geri is "egotistical", and that Ade is prone to extra-marital affairs with her ex-boyfriend! HAHA! Oh, and Ade is also gonna be famous! Haha!



I can't wait to be 28. 10 more years! 2016, here I come!!



28! 28! 28! 28!
28! 28! 28! 28!

Friday, November 03, 2006

Do a little dance... make a little love... get down tonight!

Karaoke... Like clubbing without a club and getting drunk without alcohol. With Deone, Vanessa, Stephanie, Marcus, Glen and Jason. Hahaha the closet Backstreet Boys/Britney Spears die-hard fans. Of course, nothing can beat our favourite song - Calcutta (Taxi Taxi Taxi), the techno remix.










































































































































The "naughty schoolgirls". Hit me baby one more time!

















































While editing the pictures, I realised that there were damn a lot of photos of Marcus. Hahahaha! Behold, the many faces of Mr. Foo, who appropriately sang Robbie Williams' "Let Me Entertain You" -















Isn't it amazing how we can recall every single lyric and even backup vocals to the boyband songs of our time?

Ok I'm tired from posting so many pictures.


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