Terd of Orktohberr Oh Fi
Random thoughts -
I hope you terrorists grow a bajillion pimples on your disgusting faces and die from the gargantuan amount of yellow pus poisoning your evil evil brains!!!!!!!!
A world without Al-Qaeda and JI.
I love cantaloupe gelato.
CareBear adoption centre.
Ellen Degeneres rocks my socks.
I hate Maia Lee. And another hateful, hateful, hateful, hateful girl who coincidently, also has the surname Lee.
No, I don't have a vendetta against Lees! Lees rock my honey caramel socks. Except for Maia Lee and Lee _______ of course.
I hate Stella Ng too. The most act-cute girl on the face of this Earth. PULL OUT HER UGLY RED HAIR AND STAPLE HER MOUTH SHUT.
The Joy Luck Club.
Tomorrow is the 4th of October.
Quentin Tarentino movies.
I really really regret not saying yes.
I want Junk Food tees.
Seinfeld is the best TV show eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr.
It's all her fault!!
I kinda miss school.
Designed in California, Made in China.
William Blake's Auguries of Innocence.
Chocolate waffles.
Find the dy by dx of this equation.
Men in uniform.
I don't care how uncool it is, I love badminton.
The Way You Look Tonight.
"Oranges are fermented with bacteria to make citric acid."
"P is for PIG, not Phosphorus."
New York City.
The smell of the air after a heavy rain.
I love dogs.
Ok, I'll spare everyone the agony and stop now.
I actually want to write about how it seems that one can't blog about anything these days without risking getting suspended, expelled, shut down or sued for libel.
In case you don't know, some girl from a JC in Singapore got herself suspended for flaming a teacher on her blog. (the teacher scolded her for wearing a short skirt.) Apparantly, the teacher "couldn't stand to see prettier and sexier girls than herself". (I'm quoting from memory but it was somewhere along those lines.) She then proceeded to call the teacher a spinster. Also, one of my favourite blogs, http://botakgorrilla.blogspot.com apparantly got closed down by NUS because of a post about how screwed up CORS (I think its a tertiary version of JAE) is.
*Disclaimer: Of course, i'm not encouraging everyone to go insult innocent people on their blogs lah.
But then again. As I started to write more and more, I couldn't hold back my usual sarcasm, bitchiness and in this case, some serious frustration. And yes, I'm perfectly happy with my liquid assets, thank you very much. I don't want to lose my 97-inch TV, my precious laptop, my wonderful dark green Havainas, my John Mayer CDs and my pretty Gucci clothes because i blogged about how wonderfully perfect our country's education system is.
So, from now on, I will only blog about rainbows, pink cotton candy, glittery ponies, candy canes and clouds that look like bunnies.
I hope you terrorists grow a bajillion pimples on your disgusting faces and die from the gargantuan amount of yellow pus poisoning your evil evil brains!!!!!!!!
A world without Al-Qaeda and JI.
I love cantaloupe gelato.
CareBear adoption centre.
Ellen Degeneres rocks my socks.
I hate Maia Lee. And another hateful, hateful, hateful, hateful girl who coincidently, also has the surname Lee.
No, I don't have a vendetta against Lees! Lees rock my honey caramel socks. Except for Maia Lee and Lee _______ of course.
I hate Stella Ng too. The most act-cute girl on the face of this Earth. PULL OUT HER UGLY RED HAIR AND STAPLE HER MOUTH SHUT.
The Joy Luck Club.
Tomorrow is the 4th of October.
Quentin Tarentino movies.
I really really regret not saying yes.
I want Junk Food tees.
Seinfeld is the best TV show eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr.
It's all her fault!!
I kinda miss school.
Designed in California, Made in China.
William Blake's Auguries of Innocence.
Chocolate waffles.
Find the dy by dx of this equation.
Men in uniform.
I don't care how uncool it is, I love badminton.
The Way You Look Tonight.
"Oranges are fermented with bacteria to make citric acid."
"P is for PIG, not Phosphorus."
New York City.
The smell of the air after a heavy rain.
I love dogs.
Ok, I'll spare everyone the agony and stop now.
I actually want to write about how it seems that one can't blog about anything these days without risking getting suspended, expelled, shut down or sued for libel.
In case you don't know, some girl from a JC in Singapore got herself suspended for flaming a teacher on her blog. (the teacher scolded her for wearing a short skirt.) Apparantly, the teacher "couldn't stand to see prettier and sexier girls than herself". (I'm quoting from memory but it was somewhere along those lines.) She then proceeded to call the teacher a spinster. Also, one of my favourite blogs, http://botakgorrilla.blogspot.com apparantly got closed down by NUS because of a post about how screwed up CORS (I think its a tertiary version of JAE) is.
*Disclaimer: Of course, i'm not encouraging everyone to go insult innocent people on their blogs lah.
But then again. As I started to write more and more, I couldn't hold back my usual sarcasm, bitchiness and in this case, some serious frustration. And yes, I'm perfectly happy with my liquid assets, thank you very much. I don't want to lose my 97-inch TV, my precious laptop, my wonderful dark green Havainas, my John Mayer CDs and my pretty Gucci clothes because i blogged about how wonderfully perfect our country's education system is.
So, from now on, I will only blog about rainbows, pink cotton candy, glittery ponies, candy canes and clouds that look like bunnies.