Just half an hour more...
Here's me working on my SpeechComm assignment.
1. Boot up laptop.
2. Sign in to MSN.
3. MSN for an hour.
4. Tired lah, go take a short nap. 1 hour can already.
5. Wake up 3 hours later.
6. MSN again.
7. Start up Microsoft Word.
8. Later then start doing the assignment lah, go eat dinner first.
9. Minimise Microsoft Word.
10. After dinner, come back to room and sit in front of laptop again.
11. Stare at blank document on Mic Word for 15 minutes.
12. Minimise Mic Word.
13. MSN.
14. Go to thesuperficial.com. Disappointed at lack of updates. Decide to browse quickly through the archives. Spend 10 minutes staring at a picture of Gisele Bundchen and wishing I was lesbian/male.
15. Tell myself to close thesuperficial window. Just after I read this page. One page only, I promise.
16. 23 pages later, open Mic Word again.
17. Stare at the blank document for another 10 minutes.
18. Open assignment brief file.
19. Read the first paragraph.
20. Minimise.
21. MSN.
21. Maximise Mic Word again. Type out 1 sentence. Read it another 3 times, then hit backspace.
22. MSN.
23. Close laptop.
24. Watch television.
25. MSN.
25. Spend half an hour updating blog with a damn ironic post about procrastination. (Geddit? Cos I'm procrastinating. And writing a piece about procrastination. Ha, I'm funny.)
-Update-
Yes, I plagiarised the writing style of this post from somewhere, I can't remember exactly where. Forgive me. As you can see, I am way too busy to come up with innovative new styles of writing.
Don't destroy young artists' dreams.
1. Boot up laptop.
2. Sign in to MSN.
3. MSN for an hour.
4. Tired lah, go take a short nap. 1 hour can already.
5. Wake up 3 hours later.
6. MSN again.
7. Start up Microsoft Word.
8. Later then start doing the assignment lah, go eat dinner first.
9. Minimise Microsoft Word.
10. After dinner, come back to room and sit in front of laptop again.
11. Stare at blank document on Mic Word for 15 minutes.
12. Minimise Mic Word.
13. MSN.
14. Go to thesuperficial.com. Disappointed at lack of updates. Decide to browse quickly through the archives. Spend 10 minutes staring at a picture of Gisele Bundchen and wishing I was lesbian/male.
15. Tell myself to close thesuperficial window. Just after I read this page. One page only, I promise.
16. 23 pages later, open Mic Word again.
17. Stare at the blank document for another 10 minutes.
18. Open assignment brief file.
19. Read the first paragraph.
20. Minimise.
21. MSN.
21. Maximise Mic Word again. Type out 1 sentence. Read it another 3 times, then hit backspace.
22. MSN.
23. Close laptop.
24. Watch television.
25. MSN.
25. Spend half an hour updating blog with a damn ironic post about procrastination. (Geddit? Cos I'm procrastinating. And writing a piece about procrastination. Ha, I'm funny.)
-Update-
Yes, I plagiarised the writing style of this post from somewhere, I can't remember exactly where. Forgive me. As you can see, I am way too busy to come up with innovative new styles of writing.
Don't destroy young artists' dreams.
